Friday, 28 October 2011

The Dog Ate Your Gift, Ho Bloody Ho! Santa Balls Baubles

Alternative Baubles at Three Little Bears
Comical, loving, funny, daft and downright rude Santa Balls Christmas Baubles are now in stock in our Christmas Gift Shop.
With so many different phrases and colours there is a Bauble in stock for everyone!
Ideal Secret Santa Gifts, Novelty Gifts and  Christmas Stocking Fillers.
Each Glass Santa Balls Bauble comes in it's own perspex display box, making them simple to wrap and stylish to give.

 Choose from a brilliant range of funny messages
"The Dog Ate Your Gift" Printed on a bright red bauble with a paw print.
"OMG It's Christmas already" Printed on a gold glass bauble, a fun gift for the disorganised!
To ease their Christmas panic tell them to "Keep Calm and Carry on" with this Santa Balls Bauble. There are so many funny Santa Balls Baubles to choose from!

Merry Bloody Christmas Grumpy!

Do you know someone who's always grouchy, constantly complaining and just never gets into the Christmas Spirit?
We have just the thing for the grumpiest grouches this Christmas!
"Merry Bloody Christmas" Is the message on this dark, yet funny Santa Balls Bauble.
In bright red, with winter snowflakes is the cheery message "Christmas, Bovvered?" Santa Balls bauble.

"Ho Bloody Ho" is the message available on Santa Balls Baubles in either red with white print, or white with red print.

"I Hate Christmas! Black glass Santa Bauble, is perfect to decorate your grumpy loved ones tree with and would look fab next to the equally miserable but bright red Santa Balls Bauble "Christmas Sucks".

Three Little Bears Novelty Bauble
From one extreme to the other, for the people that are always over enthusiastic "Christmas is Proper Lush" is printed on a Girly pink Santa Balls Bauble.
"I Love Christmas" is available on either a white, or a red Santa Balls bauble.

Decorate the Family Christmas Tree with loving sentimental messages with Santa Balls, there's a bauble for every family member, right from Baby's First Christmas 2011, available in three colours, Blue, Pink and White and decorated with snowflakes and love hearts, they are wonderful keepsakes to remind you of Baby's 1st year.
There are also Santa Balls Baubles, for No.1 Mum and No.1 Dad, Special Mum, Special Dad, Special Grandma, Special Grandad, Special Auntie, Special Brother and Special Sister.
Santa Balls at Three Little Bears

Fun messages for loved ones include "Glitter Queen" "You is Proper Lush" "Yummy  Mummy" "Christmas Cracker" and "Well Hung" are amongst the cheeky decorative Santa Balls.
Wish Someone you love a "Merry Kissmas" Under the Mistletoe this year.
Even the family pets are catered for with the special paw printed Santa Paws bauble.

Spread the love this year, goodwill to all men etc, put all bad feeling to one side and buy a gift for everyone you know, just don't scroll down if you are easily offended, but please do scroll down if you are looking forward to easily offend, you can with our rude messages from Santa Balls Baubles.

You will find perfect Christmas Gifts for everyone at Three Little Bears!

1 comment:

Hobby and Leisure said...

Marie and I were out today and we did say "I wonder if there would be a Market for DATAED decorations.

Over the years we have collected far to many so we have to prune them. But one that bring back memories stay.